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Most of the Time I Don't Even Know I'm Being Sarcastic

Vowing To Never Again Get Extremely High On Drugs Because They Make All The Anxiety, Stress, and Neuroses You Use To Define Your Whole Persona Vanish And You'd Rather Avoid That Trauma Than Deal With The Prospect Of A Life Free From Mental Anguish.

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Settling On A "Find Your Bliss" Decal For Your Workplace Water Bottle Because It Was Easier To Find Than A More Accurate "Find Yourself Trapped in Debt, Emotionally Stilted, and Suffering From Unconquerable Substance Abuse Issues" Decal.