The Transmogrification of Mr. Claus

Introduction

Santa Locates the Bubonic Plague in His Deathless Body

Santa Is Dancing to Calypso Music While Blackout Drunk

Santa Gambles His Cares Away in a Casino in Columbus, OH

Santa Grows 3 Arms, Thus Giving Him an Odd Amount of Arms

Santa's Cabin Is Invaded by Riderless Stallions

Santa Rips Chevy Chase a New One

Santa Knows Why the Polar Ice Caps Are Melting

Santa Dissuades an Anthropomorphic Sun from Wiping Out the Human Race

Santa Teaches the Plague a Thing or Two About Mercy