Myths, Conspiracy Theories, and Other Stuff I Made up to Sound Interesting

More of a Call-out Post Than a Song, Really

Dad Rock (The Disappointment Song)

No Poetry

All Our Racist Uncles

Fine, Whatever Jake, but It Can't Always Just Be the Trolley Problem

Watch the Waves

Thank You America

This Machine Kills Centrists

The Immortan Joe Memorial Highway

How the West Was Won